the stupid blonde topic. thats right, the stupid blonde topi

[dread1]

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any"
"But I always buy it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.
"YES", said the blonde. "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container.........

"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM"

[dokster]

what do u call a blonde wit pig tailz...
a blow job wit handle barz

a blond goes 2 tha doctor wit huge burnz on her face the doctor asks whut happened she said i was ironing and the phone rang instead of tha reciever i acidently put tha iron 2 my face he said that explainz tha first one whut happened 2 tha other side of ur face 2 wich tha blonde says the asshole called back

[dread1]

There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby conceived ?"

"He was on top ", she replied.
"You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed.

The second woman was asked the same question.
"I was on top ", was the reply.
"you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor.

With this, the third women, a blonde, burst into tears.
"What's the matter ?" asked the doc.
"Am I going to have puppies ?".....

[obseen]

a blonde and a brunette jump off a cliff
who gets to the bottom first?
the brunette because the blonde had to stop and ask for directions

[war terror]

idk if you guys will find this funny but...

today i was in the car with my sister, 8 years, she randomly yells, "cars make no sense, we're in a car right now!"

haha, i shit

[-----watchin]

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